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An Invitation from Allan Prell
I am reprinting a notice from Allan Prell in his final attempt to get back his job at KIRO Radio. I have no idea if it is serious or not, but I will be there!
MASSING OF THE MULTITUDE
Date: Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Time: 12:00 P.M.–High Noon
Location: Entercom Bldg. (KIR0 Radio)
1820 Eastlake Ave. East
Purpose: To Stand Around And Look Silly
SCHEDULED EVENTS
12:00 P.M.–Milling of mini-crowd, Passing out of signs
(Each person up to a total of 20 receives five dollars
for waving of sign–or bring your own crappy sign)
12:01–Allan Prell whines about being fired
12:02–Allan Prell chains himself to Entercom Building
12:02:30–Allan Prell casts off the chains of oppression
12:03–Mini-crowd shakes fists in righteous indignation
(hoots and jeers permissible)
12:04–Ancient Tibetan Purification-of-the-Air Ceremony
12:05–Passing out of free food (limited supply)
12:06–Police arrive to break up the mini-crowd
12:07–Murmurings
Suggested mutterings:
“Boy, that was a big nothing.â€
“I knew nobody would show up.â€
“What a jerk.â€
“I never did listen to him, and I sure won’t now.â€
“Did you see how fat he is.â€
“Hell, there wasn’t even any blood–the cops could have at
least hit him over the head.â€
“I’d have more fun at my own funeral.â€
12:08–Everyone goes home depressed
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