I am reprinting a notice from Allan Prell in his final attempt to get back his job at KIRO Radio. I have no idea if it is serious or not, but I will be there!

MASSING OF THE MULTITUDE
Date: Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Time: 12:00 P.M.–High Noon
Location: Entercom Bldg. (KIR0 Radio)
1820 Eastlake Ave. East
Purpose: To Stand Around And Look Silly

SCHEDULED EVENTS
12:00 P.M.–Milling of mini-crowd, Passing out of signs
(Each person up to a total of 20 receives five dollars
for waving of sign–or bring your own crappy sign)
12:01–Allan Prell whines about being fired
12:02–Allan Prell chains himself to Entercom Building
12:02:30–Allan Prell casts off the chains of oppression
12:03–Mini-crowd shakes fists in righteous indignation
(hoots and jeers permissible)
12:04–Ancient Tibetan Purification-of-the-Air Ceremony
12:05–Passing out of free food (limited supply)
12:06–Police arrive to break up the mini-crowd
12:07–Murmurings
Suggested mutterings:
“Boy, that was a big nothing.”
“I knew nobody would show up.”
“What a jerk.”
“I never did listen to him, and I sure won’t now.”
“Did you see how fat he is.”
“Hell, there wasn’t even any blood–the cops could have at
least hit him over the head.”
“I’d have more fun at my own funeral.”
12:08–Everyone goes home depressed